Porn by Boots and Jade

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Title: Porn
Author: Boots and Jade
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Q/O, V/O
Warnings: ( Badfic alert! LOL )

Author's e-mail, web site and/or LJ id: unknown
Link to story: http://www.masterapprentice.org/archive/p/porn.html (Because Padders Messy Room seems to be gone. :/ )

Reasons for recommending:

Quite simply, this story makes me laugh out loud. A lot. :D There's just something ridiculously blasphemous about having Jedi spout badly written porn dialogue, and this fic has it in spades. The references to 12"(!) cocks, 'man meat', 'jizz', and come shots had me howling with laughter the first time I read this. Still cracks me up.

If 'true schmoop' is what you're looking for, this is not it. XD

Quote from story: ( My pretty boy eyes bulged when I saw that monster of a cock so close up! )

I don't think there really needs to be any more discussion. *sporfle*