The Tongue Loving Jedi Series, by Laura JV
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tpm_flashbackTime for your Sithly Wednesday rec. And this one's a doozy. It's Sithly not because of the participants' Force-alignments, but because of the evil things it will do to your brain.
Title: The Tongue-Loving Jedi Series
Authors: Laura JV
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: It starts out Q/Jar-Jar and gets worse
Author's email: jacquez+@dementia.org
Link to story: Sanctuary Moon (scroll down)
Reasons for recommending: Okay, okay, so most people don't want Jar-Jar and sex in the same part of their brains, but these stories will have you rolling on the floor with tears streaming down your face. Sure, the tears are half agony-induced, but you won't care. Consider it an ab workout. Do you know how much people pay at Pilates studios nowadays to get that thorough a workout for their core muscles? This is a bargain!
Quote from the story:
When we were finally headed to Coruscant, I found myself finding ways to be close to JarJar. Obi-Wan caught me staring longingly at the Gungun more than once--when I should have been paying attention to something else. After the third time, he sighed and said "It's the tongue thing again, isn't it?"
I blushed. "That obvious?"
"Master, you've been watching him and twitching your ass."
And to keep it topical, this week's pro publishing pimp job will be for Christopher Moore's The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. It's bizarre and funny and yes, it involves giant lizard love. Go! Read it!
Title: The Tongue-Loving Jedi Series
Authors: Laura JV
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: It starts out Q/Jar-Jar and gets worse
Author's email: jacquez+@dementia.org
Link to story: Sanctuary Moon (scroll down)
Reasons for recommending: Okay, okay, so most people don't want Jar-Jar and sex in the same part of their brains, but these stories will have you rolling on the floor with tears streaming down your face. Sure, the tears are half agony-induced, but you won't care. Consider it an ab workout. Do you know how much people pay at Pilates studios nowadays to get that thorough a workout for their core muscles? This is a bargain!
Quote from the story:
When we were finally headed to Coruscant, I found myself finding ways to be close to JarJar. Obi-Wan caught me staring longingly at the Gungun more than once--when I should have been paying attention to something else. After the third time, he sighed and said "It's the tongue thing again, isn't it?"
I blushed. "That obvious?"
"Master, you've been watching him and twitching your ass."
And to keep it topical, this week's pro publishing pimp job will be for Christopher Moore's The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. It's bizarre and funny and yes, it involves giant lizard love. Go! Read it!
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Yeah Jar-Jar
Date: 2004-08-04 04:11 pm (UTC)I was just reading a scrap of story by Jacquez that was posted on fanfic.net in '99. I never made the connection because I wanted to read the rest of the story again, but I figured the author would have disappeared by now. What an amazing coincedence!
Re: Yeah Jar-Jar
Date: 2004-08-04 06:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-04 05:20 pm (UTC)I loved this series. :D:D:D:D:D:D
And SpankMe!Obi-Wan. :D
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Date: 2004-08-04 06:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-05 04:21 pm (UTC)