Darth Maul -v- Divine Oscillations

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

TITLE: DARTH MAUL V DIVINE OSCILLATIONS
Author: Darth Ha'lo K'tee
http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy, then search for the story.
Livejournal - darthhellokitty
Unrated
No warnings


Just to show you I don't only rec angst/dark fic...

Sadly you can't write and tell the author what a very funny story this is, as no address is supplied. However, you can enjoy it, and a good chuckle.

Like many of the Sith Academy stories, this is Not a Serious Work. In this twisted universe, Darth Maul shares an apartment building with Obi-Wan, and has a cat of naturally evil cat-like nature called My Apprentice. In this particular gem, Darth Maul is sent by his master on a rather unusual shopping trip.

With lines like:

"Ah, there was the remote, under the "Sith Lords Kick Ass" needlepoint pillow Sidious had insisted he stitch to build his patience (and more rage -- These girly crafts are a lot harder than they look, Maul mused)."

Or

"Refer to my ass, will you? I'll launch you into orbit with my lightsaber as a retro-rocket, you creepy little... Maul caught himself before his rage erupted -- Yoda was a disgusting little toad, yes, but useful, especially if he was selling quality imported weapons. "Yes, yes, very good. My Master and I will humiliate our enemies prior to their slaughter!"

"Not very consensual does this sound!" scolded the tiny Master with a chuckle. "Your kink is not my kink, but a safeword I would recommend in such a scene! Anything else may I get you, hmmm? A sale we are having on certain anatomical adapters, the convenience of those who desire the physically incompatible for! Gungan to Corellian, a tasteful commitment gift could make!"

It is totally, outrageously fun. Sometimes, the Force can be very funny.

Comments

[elayna88.livejournal.com]

Darth Ha'lo K'tee must be Layna, aka DarthHelloKitty on LJ.

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

Is she? Well, I didn't know that and I didn't have a lot of time to research. Id din't realise this would be quite so stressfull....

[thalia]

It is indeed Layna--she just 'fessed up. I never realized it either. And don't worry about it; you only have the information that's there on the story.

Please change the link to the main page

[(Anonymous)]

Hi, this is Siubhan, the owner of the Sith Academy site. Please change the story link to http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy. As specified on both the chronological and by author pages on the site, we request that people only link to the main page, because we want to make sure all disclaimers are read before people get to our stories.

Thank you!

P.S. If anyone does know the author's email, I'd appreciate it if they let me know. I pulled it from the page because it was bouncing as "no such address."

Re: Please change the link to the main page

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

I will change the link when I get home, I can't do it at work, but thanks for the info. I was a bit rushed last night and figured I'd get it in with what I had rather than forget it and stagger off to bed.

Re: Please change the link to the main page

[(Anonymous)]

Thank you very much! I appreciate it.

BTW, love your kitty icon :D

-Siubhan

Re: Please change the link to the main page

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's me, Layna. :-) Sorry for the frustration! :-)

Re: Please change the link to the main page

[ausmac.livejournal.com]

No prob, getting off me arse and putting in the LJ link now.