Darth Maul -v- Divine Oscillations
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tpm_flashbackTITLE: DARTH MAUL V DIVINE OSCILLATIONS
Author: Darth Ha'lo K'tee
http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy, then search for the story.
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darthhellokitty
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No warnings
Just to show you I don't only rec angst/dark fic...
Sadly you can't write and tell the author what a very funny story this is, as no address is supplied. However, you can enjoy it, and a good chuckle.
Like many of the Sith Academy stories, this is Not a Serious Work. In this twisted universe, Darth Maul shares an apartment building with Obi-Wan, and has a cat of naturally evil cat-like nature called My Apprentice. In this particular gem, Darth Maul is sent by his master on a rather unusual shopping trip.
With lines like:
"Ah, there was the remote, under the "Sith Lords Kick Ass" needlepoint pillow Sidious had insisted he stitch to build his patience (and more rage -- These girly crafts are a lot harder than they look, Maul mused)."
Or
"Refer to my ass, will you? I'll launch you into orbit with my lightsaber as a retro-rocket, you creepy little... Maul caught himself before his rage erupted -- Yoda was a disgusting little toad, yes, but useful, especially if he was selling quality imported weapons. "Yes, yes, very good. My Master and I will humiliate our enemies prior to their slaughter!"
"Not very consensual does this sound!" scolded the tiny Master with a chuckle. "Your kink is not my kink, but a safeword I would recommend in such a scene! Anything else may I get you, hmmm? A sale we are having on certain anatomical adapters, the convenience of those who desire the physically incompatible for! Gungan to Corellian, a tasteful commitment gift could make!"
It is totally, outrageously fun. Sometimes, the Force can be very funny.
Author: Darth Ha'lo K'tee
http://www.siubhan.com/sithacademy, then search for the story.
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darthhellokittyUnrated
No warnings
Just to show you I don't only rec angst/dark fic...
Sadly you can't write and tell the author what a very funny story this is, as no address is supplied. However, you can enjoy it, and a good chuckle.
Like many of the Sith Academy stories, this is Not a Serious Work. In this twisted universe, Darth Maul shares an apartment building with Obi-Wan, and has a cat of naturally evil cat-like nature called My Apprentice. In this particular gem, Darth Maul is sent by his master on a rather unusual shopping trip.
With lines like:
"Ah, there was the remote, under the "Sith Lords Kick Ass" needlepoint pillow Sidious had insisted he stitch to build his patience (and more rage -- These girly crafts are a lot harder than they look, Maul mused)."
Or
"Refer to my ass, will you? I'll launch you into orbit with my lightsaber as a retro-rocket, you creepy little... Maul caught himself before his rage erupted -- Yoda was a disgusting little toad, yes, but useful, especially if he was selling quality imported weapons. "Yes, yes, very good. My Master and I will humiliate our enemies prior to their slaughter!"
"Not very consensual does this sound!" scolded the tiny Master with a chuckle. "Your kink is not my kink, but a safeword I would recommend in such a scene! Anything else may I get you, hmmm? A sale we are having on certain anatomical adapters, the convenience of those who desire the physically incompatible for! Gungan to Corellian, a tasteful commitment gift could make!"
It is totally, outrageously fun. Sometimes, the Force can be very funny.
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Date: 2004-06-15 06:37 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-16 10:32 am (UTC)Please change the link to the main page
Date: 2004-06-15 06:48 am (UTC)Thank you!
P.S. If anyone does know the author's email, I'd appreciate it if they let me know. I pulled it from the page because it was bouncing as "no such address."
Re: Please change the link to the main page
Date: 2004-06-15 07:28 pm (UTC)Re: Please change the link to the main page
Date: 2004-06-16 05:52 am (UTC)BTW, love your kitty icon :D
-Siubhan
Re: Please change the link to the main page
Date: 2004-06-16 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: Please change the link to the main page
Date: 2004-06-23 02:19 am (UTC)